The Gift of Love — Or, How a Dildo Wound Up on Our Front LawnEarlier today, I was out picking up bits of trash that blow into our front yard. Except for the last two weeks, which have been insanely…Aug 9, 2021Aug 9, 2021
I Fart Like My MotherWhen I was a teenager, I swore with clenched fists on the albums of heavy metal musicians that I would never, ever be like my parents. I…Jan 11, 2021Jan 11, 2021
The Greatest Story Ever Interacted WithThis paper originally appeared in The WyrdCon Companion Book published December 2012, edited by Sarah Lynne Bowman, Ph.D. and Aaron Vanek.Jul 6, 2018Jul 6, 2018
“Goodnight, Marvin”My In Memorium to Douglas Adams as published in April 2005 by Benbella Books as part of the Anthology at the End of the Universe: Leading…May 9, 2018May 9, 2018
Dogma, Darth Vader and My Sexual AwakeningAs it originally appeared in Issue Five, Spring 2009 make/shift magazineMar 4, 2015Mar 4, 2015
