Maria AlexanderThe Gift of Love — Or, How a Dildo Wound Up on Our Front LawnEarlier today, I was out picking up bits of trash that blow into our front yard. Except for the last two weeks, which have been insanely…·3 min read·Aug 9, 2021----
Maria AlexanderI Fart Like My MotherWhen I was a teenager, I swore with clenched fists on the albums of heavy metal musicians that I would never, ever be like my parents. I…·4 min read·Jan 11, 2021----
Maria AlexanderThe Greatest Story Ever Interacted WithThis paper originally appeared in The WyrdCon Companion Book published December 2012, edited by Sarah Lynne Bowman, Ph.D. and Aaron Vanek.21 min read·Jul 6, 2018----
Maria Alexander“Goodnight, Marvin”My In Memorium to Douglas Adams as published in April 2005 by Benbella Books as part of the Anthology at the End of the Universe: Leading…4 min read·May 9, 2018----
Maria AlexanderDogma, Darth Vader and My Sexual AwakeningAs it originally appeared in Issue Five, Spring 2009 make/shift magazine6 min read·Mar 4, 2015----